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Q. What goes zubb zubb zubb

A. A bee going backwards


Q . What do you get if you

Q . What do you get if you cross the Atlantic
with the Titanic?

A . About half way.


what time

do you go to the dentist???
2.30 ((tooth hurty))

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Q. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

A. In case he got a hole in one.



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a cat

What does a cat at the beach and Christmas have in common

they both have sandy claws

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My sides are splitting.

Q. What kind of cough medicine does Dracula take?

A. Coffin medicine.



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We had that one today as well.

Big block HZ 1 tonner
WB van
HJ coupe

Q . What's white and flies

Q . What's white and flies through the jungle?

A . A Fridge.


Wow, tough crowd...

Q. What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree?
A. A fridge.

Q. What's white and blue and would kill you if it fell out of a tree?
A. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

'i'm definately shore that guage wont work with my tuff bango diff and Opal sydcrome box,if it goes though my grill,and I put the breaks on I realize its better with the glimer belt & tunned holly and Ederbrock duel feul webber gaurds, wiht etc primmer.'

Bon Bon

What nationality does Santa put on his passport?

North Polish...

Then there was the dyslexic bloke who sold his soul to Santa...


"Search more, Post less"

E-mail Me
Qute's Shed


Q. What do you call a man with brown paper pants?

A. Rustle.



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chrissy jokes

what do you call a multi-story pig pen?

a styescraper

If your project doesn't work, look for the part you didn't think was important.

One should forgive one's enemies, but not before they are hanged


Q: a barrel of beer fell on a

Q: a barrel of beer fell on a mans head but he wasn't hurt, why

A: it was light ale

“You'd better send a meat truck. Charlie's copped a saucepan in the throat.”

These two lesbians are

These two lesbians are walking down the street.....

they must have a think tank

they must have a think tank somewhere at the bon bon factory where they sit around all year thinking of these lame jokes,and then they have to pass the board for approval,they mustnt offend or imply ideas etc,,,i want to see the ones that dont make it into the bon bons!

WHAT? no gravy?

What's yellow and lies at the

What's yellow and lies at the bottom of trees?

Gorilla vomit.

i laughed

whats brown and sticky????

a stick....pmsl

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Not a bon-bon joke, but just as bad:

Q. What's hot and steamy and comes out the back of Cowes?

A. The Phillip Island ferry.


EDIT: Sorry, Mexican joke.



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what do you call a boomerang

what do you call a boomerang that dosent come back?

a stick.

WHAT? no gravy?


Q. Why do cows wear bells?

A. Because their horns don't work.



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tim answer this

What sort of bee makes milk??

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you googled


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q whats green and smells like

q whats green and smells like pork?
a kermits finger

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience..

Teacher's pet


On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher.

The supermarket manager's daughter brought the teacher a basket of assorted fruit.

The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.

The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy.

Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box. The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit.. She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it.

"Is it wine?" she guessed. "No," the boy replied. She tasted another drop
and asked, " Champagne ?”

"No," said the little boy............."It's a puppy!"

they tell me this boy is

they tell me this boy is going places,,, the further the better,,if i told you that you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?a friend told me his mother made him a paranoid,,i replied if i gave her the wool would she make one for me aswell?i went to the doctor and i said doctor!doctor!when i do this it really hurts and he said dont do that!i was walking with a friend and i found a pay packet on the ground with 2000 dollars in it,,my friend says you lucky bastard and i replied lucky??look at all the over time ive done and the tax ive paid.

WHAT? no gravy?

i ran into a mate i hadnt

i ran into a mate i hadnt seen in ages,visiting hours are 9 am till 10 am,my wife thought the mechanic had undercharged her because he hadnt itemised all the grease on the steering wheel,my wife said i need a good shock to sober me up,,so i put her in a taxi and sent her to three beauty shops for a quote.

WHAT? no gravy?

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