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It was a perfect summers day, the sun was out and the windows down on my old holden. I was crusing through the quiet streets of melbourne CBD when A bloody great Emu ran out in front of me. I effin shat my self and swerved to the left then my steering wheel came of in my hands, so I very quickly tried to shove it back in place when this really cute chick showed me her Horn which hadn't worked for ages and asked me to let go of her map of tassie...as i looked up and i could see the white of the emus eyes a Goat by his side. Not his right side, not his left side, but his back side. The goat looked like he was trying to check out the rear end of a vb dunnydore when the open minded and adventurous emu decided to stick his head in the the back door. You certainly are a forward emu, After examining the backdoor and deciding that prostrate cancer is not an option, they travelled down a dusty dirt road and found 2 Rabbitts bumping uggly's right next to a hr ambo towing a Mardi Gras float.
Funny thing was that there was a few familar faces on the mardi gras float. They were Kevin Rudd & Eddie Mcguire dressed in really tight black leather. There was even a few oldholdeners there. One was wearing chaps and a cowboy hat. Oh god..What was his name again? Dusty. No wonder he keeps his real name quiet. Beside him was Me. But I kept getting distracted because while everyone else was visually undressing me, I kept getting grabbed on the bum by Dave, and I suddenly realized why they called him Qute. So I wasted no time to see if he wanted anymore, so i ran into the shower to cool myself down before I as i towelled off and headed back to the old girl I reconsidered and went into the shed and grabbed my orp flag and hung it out the window. Decided to call rusty and he said get me a carton of bears and buy some steaks so we could feed the hoards of people who had come to see my giant Mickey Thompsons I had just fitted to the oldholden forum but knowing Rusty's inaccuracy of putting ice in the esky, we gave that job to Streetneat. Who, as usual went home sober, for the first time in his life. but his mankini sure as Christ got a huge workout, but the blue stained dress he was wearing over the top of his mankini whilst he was singing happy birthday to old earwig, the Bog Master of the civilized world. He was redoing the back of his car and some nice flares with the other 20kgs of bog leftover from last time. Then Emu said could build a car out of bog and still claim it was solid as a block of granite, but you know what they say about those Tasmanians you can live with them but they sure do make you feel warm n fuzzy Someone else...Meanwhile, the Boats were a bit like how miss Maureen makes me feel. But then again, I've heard what she does with steaks and cooking on the BBQ (made from a HZ rear end), particularly sausages when they are next to those breasts on the special rack at a mans favorite IGA. Best part about IGA is it doesn't sell welders, and gives me a reason to go to a real mans shop like Glenfords tools or bunnings. But you always buy the Quokka religiously every week cause you know that you will find some wanka trying to sell his 4cly dansun 180b with a muffler the size of a 20" commodore rim on a HQ. Which got me wondering would 20" rims fit on his dato. Straight away I thought that would look as silly as truck mud flaps on a bns ute but not as bad as a cue-ball fitted to the tip of Pinocchio’s wooden tool box.
Scrambled eggs are often confused with bogan barf the kind when you think someone is stealing your awesome car seat covers you got out of the back of ya oldies shaggen wagon, that was owed by miraculous mutha and her 30 odd kilo of flysscreen, that she used to keep the flys of her map of tasmania while she was fluffing her box of shiny chev bits that she won when she went on the vic cruise too lay some skid marks in her Boat which pissed, farted, and quickly parted out the Chev engine so she could replace it with the emu and goat oil that was gonna make me a million times happier than a pig in sh*t, though I was a bit worried how i ended up getting swine poo after all the anti poo shots I had when I was trying to get over the Mad Cows Disease I got at the BBQ at Brimbank Park last year when Qute, the missus Qute and his special children called Huey, Dewy, Lewy and the Guppy. Mark Mitchell then went To see Marika who looked bewtifool for a cuppla dayz and and..aahh, duzzenmadder. Anyway he tripped over the power cord for Rusty's space rocket and broke the Flux Capacitor. So with a broken Flux Capacitor in one hand, and a tiger in his tank, a head full of astro-dreams, he bravely re-connected the heamagloobin fuel line to the carbon canister and then realized there are many aliens up in space so he'd better wear the protective alfoil cap incase some troll decided to SPAM something other than his oldholden stickers that keep multiplying in numbers due to the large horsepower increase they provided. It was all part of Rusty's plan to go to space and take over the world, which reminds me pinky tomorrow we will need to measure Dusty up for his space suit so he so he can convert the mathematical equation of....265 + road trip = 308.
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It was a perfect summers day, the sun was out and the windows down on my old holden. I was crusing through the quiet streets of melbourne CBD when A bloody great Emu ran out in front of me. I effin shat my self and swerved to the left then my steering wheel came of in my hands, so I very quickly tried to shove it back in place when this really cute chick showed me her Horn which hadn't worked for ages and asked me to let go of her map of tassie...as i looked up and i could see the white of the emus eyes a Goat by his side. Not his right side, not his left side, but his back side. The goat looked like he was trying to check out the rear end of a vb dunnydore when the open minded and adventurous emu decided to stick his head in the the back door. You certainly are a forward emu, After examining the backdoor and deciding that prostrate cancer is not an option, they travelled down a dusty dirt road and found 2 Rabbitts bumping uggly's right next to a hr ambo towing a Mardi Gras float.
Funny thing was that there was a few familar faces on the mardi gras float. They were Kevin Rudd & Eddie Mcguire dressed in really tight black leather. There was even a few oldholdeners there. One was wearing chaps and a cowboy hat. Oh god..What was his name again? Dusty. No wonder he keeps his real name quiet. Beside him was Me. But I kept getting distracted because while everyone else was visually undressing me, I kept getting grabbed on the bum by Dave, and I suddenly realized why they called him Qute. So I wasted no time to see if he wanted anymore, so i ran into the shower to cool myself down before I as i towelled off and headed back to the old girl I reconsidered and went into the shed and grabbed my orp flag and hung it out the window. Decided to call rusty and he said get me a carton of bears and buy some steaks so we could feed the hoards of people who had come to see my giant Mickey Thompsons I had just fitted to the oldholden forum but knowing Rusty's inaccuracy of putting ice in the esky, we gave that job to Streetneat. Who, as usual went home sober, for the first time in his life. but his mankini sure as Christ got a huge workout, but the blue stained dress he was wearing over the top of his mankini whilst he was singing happy birthday to old earwig, the Bog Master of the civilized world. He was redoing the back of his car and some nice flares with the other 20kgs of bog leftover from last time. Then Emu said could build a car out of bog and still claim it was solid as a block of granite, but you know what they say about those Tasmanians you can live with them but they sure do make you feel warm n fuzzy Someone else...Meanwhile, the Boats were a bit like how miss Maureen makes me feel. But then again, I've heard what she does with steaks and cooking on the BBQ (made from a HZ rear end), particularly sausages when they are next to those breasts on the special rack at a mans favorite IGA. Best part about IGA is it doesn't sell welders, and gives me a reason to go to a real mans shop like Glenfords tools or bunnings. But you always buy the Quokka religiously every week cause you know that you will find some wanka trying to sell his 4cly dansun 180b with a muffler the size of a 20" commodore rim on a HQ. Which got me wondering would 20" rims fit on his dato. Straight away I thought that would look as silly as truck mud flaps on a bns ute but not as bad as a cue-ball fitted to the tip of Pinocchio’s wooden tool box.
Scrambled eggs are often confused with bogan barf the kind when you think someone is stealing your awesome car seat covers you got out of the back of ya oldies shaggen wagon, that was owed by miraculous mutha and her 30 odd kilo of flysscreen, that she used to keep the flys of her map of tasmania while she was fluffing her box of shiny chev bits that she won when she went on the vic cruise too lay some skid marks in her Boat which pissed, farted, and quickly parted out the Chev engine so she could replace it with the emu and goat oil that was gonna make me a million times happier than a pig in sh*t, though I was a bit worried how i ended up getting swine poo after all the anti poo shots I had when I was trying to get over the Mad Cows Disease I got at the BBQ at Brimbank Park last year when Qute, the missus Qute and his special children called Huey, Dewy, Lewy and the Guppy. Mark Mitchell then went To see Marika who looked bewtifool for a cuppla dayz and and..aahh, duzzenmadder. Anyway he tripped over the power cord for Rusty's space rocket and broke the Flux Capacitor. So with a broken Flux Capacitor in one hand, and a tiger in his tank, a head full of astro-dreams, he bravely re-connected the heamagloobin fuel line to the carbon canister and then realized there are many aliens up in space so he'd better wear the protective alfoil cap incase some troll decided to SPAM something other than his oldholden stickers that keep multiplying in numbers due to the large horsepower increase they provided. It was all part of Rusty's plan to go to space and take over the world, which reminds me pinky tomorrow we will need to measure Dusty up for his space suit so he so he can convert the mathematical equation of....265 + road trip = 308.
But not to be called "Gunna" he decided to sell his monaro to buy a bottle of Bundy but Pam got in before Jesus and beat Dusty brainless and then cut off his allowance, so no more hoarding of oldholden parts to fuel his orp infused wild rage which depleted his supply of Viagra. As a substitute he found a splint This was because Dusty's doc was sick of him asking for another stainless steel rod to be put in. Besides, the screws are a killer when they crossthread, although loctite is a fair substitute for Bundy when the supply of KY Gel has run out during his cries of "Not another broken Easy Out". He said "these things are the boost with nuts!" Speaking of nuts wheres mine? They were there last time I drove over a bunch of freshly picked Qld macadamias with Nutcase but then I realised I keep my detachable balls of steel in a wooden bowl by my tissues, the aloe vera eases the pain on my titanium rod that was inserted in my left ear, its great though, its helps me too smell and sense things which others can only see, however I was hangin out for a pie with sauce and a large chocolate milk, when my back pussy as we used to call them in jail, got very, very itchy. so i scratched and scratched and scratched until.....
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