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Black Friday Sale

Yesterday morning I bought two slabs of beer on sale at the local Bottle shop,
I placed them on the front seat and headed back home.
On the way home I stopped at a service station to get some petrol,
where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde was filling up her car at the opposite bowser......

Although it was very cold she was wearing a very short skirt
and a light jacket which was wide open.....
She spied my beer on the front seat
and then bent over and knocked on my passenger window....

With her bra-less breasts almost falling out her skimpy top she said, in a sexy voice......

"I'm a big believer in barter, old fella.
Would you be interested in trading sex for beer?"

I thought for a few seconds and asked, ....
"What kind of beer you got?"

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