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At a national conference of the Australian Hotels Association, the general managers of Cascade Brewery ( Tasmania ), Tooheys ( New South Wales ), XXXX ( Queensland ), CUB ( Victoria ) and Coopers ( South Australia ) found themselves sitting at the same table for lunch.

When the waitress asked what they wanted to drink, the GM of Tooheys said without hesitation, "I'll have a Tooheys New."

The head of Carlton & United smiled and said, “Make mine a VB."

To which the boss of XXXX rejoined, "I'll have a XXXX, Queensland’s finest."

And the bloke from Cascade asked for "a Cascade, the cleanest draught on the planet."

To which the boss of Coopers paused a moment and then placed his order: "I'll have a Diet Coke."

The others looked at him as if he had sprouted a new head.

"Well,” he said with a shrug, “if you shirt lifters aren't drinking beer, then neither will I."

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im a Bourbon drinker,
BUT THATS FUNNY

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"just my 2cents worth"

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yes thanks.

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Cheers, Lindsay.

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Don't drink beer!...;)

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Cheers Al....
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Thats a pisser Linds very good

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.. but it took me 40 minutes longer to get home yesterday as i have an interlock in my car and i was reading over .02 (locks your ignition out for anything over .02)

Ended up calling the cook to drive into town to blow in the thing and follow me home in case of retest before i made it.

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"Junk is something you throw out 3 weeks before you need it"

Please explain?

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Bryan

I very rarely register .000, usually around the .007 to .010 mark. did my 4 years and went to see judge .. He siad "how much do you drink ?" and i replied that i do not drink at all and he called me a liar and to get out of his court i told him to go **** himself and yeah ... at least i had not one drink drive charge in the five years of interlock ....however i just got my zero alcohol restriction removed from my licence so now i'm right till .05 and i'd be safer from copping their stupid crap.
Might be time to go see that toss pot again but first i get some advice from some switched on advocate for justice.
Paid solicitor for "Just tell him you have a couple occasionally" yep, was advised to lie in court so off to the councillor who ran the mandatory drink drive course and her advise was to get the cook to blow in it every time to clock up a bunch of .000 readings before i front again ... really ?

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"Junk is something you throw out 3 weeks before you need it"

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