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Was looking at one of these for the Mrs and just had to share.....

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Dear buyer:
1. Open the lid after receiving cups ( cup body has the mark, although the scale mark 500 ml , but the actual capacity is 600 ml ) , to which everything fell out with the rotary separator together two cups spin in received by the bottom mug , filter funnel placed over the cup downwardly received , and the filter cup experience a certain gap , such will produce greater resistance to shaking , to promote better and faster dissolving powder , spin tight lid , carabiners hanging hole can be hung on the cup . This cup is assembled finished.
2 , the bottom layer Holds normal protein powder ; middle partition layer Holds Pieces, capsules ; the top layer of reconstituted use. When reconstituted protein powder into the top layer , add some warm water, place the funnel , screw the lid, with the index finger of water at the mouth tight lid firmly shake until completely dissolved.
3 , it is recommended that you first of all open after receiving ventilation , rinse clean after use

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didn't you go to school mate? LOl That is bad isn't it?

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Yea its a pisser hey

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school was good in some respects, wink, wink.

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Im sure i spoke to the person that wrote that on the phone last week!
It was the final straw.
My new internet provider is a small aussie company. No more waiting on hold for 20mins or more, People live and work in australia and speak aussie english. AND i now have reliable internet, with no dropouts at a cheaper rate, more gigs and no contract.
TELSTRA YOU SUCK!

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which mob are you with now please mate, we are all chasing better deals/service?

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yes please share

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They are based in Grafton. There are a lot of these smaller providers who rely on building good customer relations to build their business. i know there are plenty of others as good or better than Skymesh.
I have wireless internet because we are classed as remote and up until recently, Telstra was our only option. Those Telstra Bas%$#ds knew it and screwed us around with poor, unreliable service that was also exorbitantly expensive. (80GB for $150 per month)
Gone are the days of spending upwards of 3 hrs on the phone trying to resolve issues with someone i cant even understand and when placed on hold being reassured that Telstra knew our time was valuable and that they cared about our issues, continually striving for better customer service and satisfaction.

Oh BTW for those of you on facebook, - a simple challenge,- How many facebook pages can you find called " I hate Telstra" or similar, and, how many members can you find that have joined those groups?
I could say, you just wont believe the numbers you find but then I realised, of course you will believe it.

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I had a run in with Telstra about 8 yrs ago, they flat out lied to me about the service they could provide, then tried to charge me hundreds of dollars for telling them to jam it. ended up going through ombudsman and 12 mths later it was finally sorted
I would never ever ever be a direct customer of them again, and i wasnt back then either really, as i told them to jam it exactly 2 hours after they connected me with a totally different service to what i asked for.

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cheers mate for the info on the net provider mate. Hope they continue to be as good as they are now.

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I think I saw those same instructions inside a pack of Chinese condoms.....

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"If your car has quarter vents, a diff at the back, and was available with wind-down windows, you may talk to me.
Otherwise I am not interested. Amen."

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