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just found this lol !!!

After visiting a lot of FNQ homes last night poor Santa crashed his sleigh into a swamp near Cow Bay, police say he had a blood alcohol level of 2.09 after consuming every beer left out for him. He also returned a positive result after drug testing which was blamed on "dubious" cookies from Kuranda. His sleigh has been impounded and the reindeer are nowhere to be found, in better news a huge BBQ was had by the admins of FNQ Fishing with venison burgers all round. Don't be a silly Santa this year, remember your limits and play it safe, make sure everyone gets home ok and if you're on the water take extra care because there maybe new boaties sharing our waterways. A big merry Christmas to everyone from all of us here in FNQ, we'll see you all in 2018! Tight lines everyone....😜

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