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a distraught woman rushed into a police station claiming she had been raped. the desk sargent calmed her down and asked her to provide details. she told him her attacker was a man of average height, dressed in white and wearing a helmet, a pair of gloves and protective pads on his knees and forearms. "sounds like the man was a cricketer" observed the policeman. "oh yes he was, and whats more he was a englishman" she replyed. "i suppose you guessed that from his accent?" asked the copper, "no not that, it was because he didnt stay in veary long"

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The teacher was asking the class what jobs there father did.
Jimmy replied my father is a fireman.
Billy said ,my father is a police man.
Johnny said my father dances around poles and men put money down his lingerie.
That carn't be right,said the teacher,tell the truth Johnny.
Ok he plays cricket for England but i was to embarrassed to tell you all.
Cheers Bundy. My Shed

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Good, Bad, Worse

Good: Your children are sexually active.
Bad: With each other
Worse: And your wife.
Good: Hot outdoor sex.
Bad: Getting arrested.
Worse: By your wife

Good: The teacher likes your son.
Bad: Sexually.
Worse: The techer is a he.

Good: You go home for a quickie.
Bad: you get caught by your wife
Worse: You're with her sister.
cheers bobby======================

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TELL SOMEONE WHO CARES

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