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2 prostitutes were comparing there takings. the first said "last night i made $500, and now i feel like a bottle of champagne"
"I made $5000 last night and now i feel like a pot of glue" the other replyed
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Me sister tried hitting me up for a loan, I told her to go get a job and she said "Yeah right, Where ?" I said she could try prostitution and she got exited then pissed off out the door.
Next morning she came strolling in the front door with a great big grin, I turned my head her way and said "How'd ya go Sis ?" She said "EXELLENT, I made Fifty dollars and twenty cents" so i said "Who's the rotten @%$& that gave you twenty cents ?" She said "Oh...all of them".

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I HATE it when TV shows destroy the old classics........ The money they waste on destroying them, they could send the bloody things to me. I'd be more than happy to have them!

Once there was this guy from Glasgow who took a vacation to Aberdeen. While there, he met up with a prostitute. He got down & dirty with her. Afterwards, the prostitute said: "£100 pounds." The guy said: "No, here is £200." The prostitute responded: "You're so kind." Some days pass, and the guy met up with the same prostitute again and had sex again. The prostitute asked for £100, but the guy again says: "No, here's £200." The prostitute says: "You're so kind." More days pass, and the guy met up with the prostitute one last time to have sex. The prostitute says: "£100, please." The guy slaps her and hands her £200. The prostitute says: " you're so kind. Where are you from?" Guy says: "I'm from Glasgow." The prostitute says: "I am from there too." The guy says: "I know, your mum sent me to give you £600."
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TELL SOMEONE WHO CARES

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what do you call a prostitute with a runny nose????
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Modified is horrified

Some rich snobby woman's car wouldn't go so she caught a taxi to pick her 6 yo boy up from school. along the way home, the taxi passed through a red light district where the little boy said to his mummy "Why are them ladies with the short skirts and all the makeup standing in them doorways?" Mummy replied that they were just mums waiting for their children to return from school. With that the taxi driver looked back at the boy and his mum and said "Why lie to your child? They're women of the night lad, They're PROSTITUTES !!!"
The little boy said "Mummy, Do prostitutes ever have babies? " she retorted with "Ofcourse son, Where do you think F%$#%% taxi drivers come from ???"

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