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One liners....

Name a couple of your fav. lines from a movie....even if the moive is carp :)

Me first....

Mad Max "Kick her in the guts, Barry"

Air-force One "Get off my plane"

Ok...next :)

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my all time fav "tell him he's dream'n"

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[http://www.youtube.c...|cant say it so watch it]

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Modified is horrified

Cooley: "I wouldn't like to be in your shoes if you hit me. I'll sue you for assault. I'm a lawyer."

Evan: "I'm going to smash your bloody teeth in"

Don: "Yeah, he's a dentist!"

Don's Party.

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" Theres no way you come from my loins. Soon as I get home the first thing i'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth ". (smokey and the bandit)

"your puttin on all the agony mate , but your missin all the style". (running on empty )

" I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti". (silence of the lambs)

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Cheers,
John.

"I've split the beer atom, dad" Young Einstein

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Craig
____[ \__
~()-----()-\

"One morning, I shot an elephant in my pajamas.

How he got in my pajamas, I don't know."

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......._
___/_|__Midnite__
[_(โ€ข)______(โ€ข)__]~~~~~~

"It puts the lotion in the basket, or it gets the hose again".

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"Why donโ€™t you just make 10 louder and make 10 be the top number, and make that a little louder?"

"These go to 11."

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........๐“ฃ๐“ฒ๐“ถ.

โœ„--------------------------------------------------------

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_--_-_ -/___+__|__\__
.,.,.,,.,|_O ________O_|

You come for the Grunge?
Still having trouble with the front forks, they're mongrels to work with,

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Just about anything Oddball (Donald Sutherland) says...

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R.I.P. Lesley Nielsen

"Nice Beaver..."

"Thank you, I just had it stuffed!"

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Of course Ted Bullpitt:

"The KINGSWOOD.... you're not taking the Kingswood,"
"I just dry-cleaned the fanbelt; polished the dipstick; etc, etc'

"Leave the money on the fridge... WOG"

Bob & Merle enter the kitchen with two bottles of champagne. Bob turns to his wife, hands her the two bottles and says:
"Here Merle, sit on these and keep 'em cold!"

"Bloody nuns... someone should blow nuns up!"

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"Is this true???"

"Yes...this man has no d**k!"

or Back to the future....

"Roads???....where we're going we dont need roads"

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Q-ball.

"Clay is for racing on,Tar is how you get there!!"
[http://gallery.oldho...|My Shed]
3401

"Knife?... that's not a knife.
THIS is a knife"

Q-Ball, what have you started here!!??

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The Breakfast club..

"I heard a ruckas!"

"Can you describe the ruckas??"

or

"The miles aren't comming off, Ferris!"

or perhaps

"Your gonna need a bigger boat"

or even

"They're heerrrreee"
:)

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Q-ball.

"Clay is for racing on,Tar is how you get there!!"
[http://gallery.oldho...|My Shed]
3401

Spotto a 57 chev a blown 57 2 door

No, I mean really fix it... make her fly! She's a 351, right? I've got some nitrous oxide injection 'round that's a sweet sensation.

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"Now I have a machine gun too. Ho Ho Ho"

Or The Fifth Element:

"Anyone else want to negotiate?"

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Long time looker, first time owner.
(1979 HZ)

"Dad... I dug another hole.... It's filling with water..."

"Jousting sticks... waddya want with Jousting sticks"

"See that Chimney.... Fake...." "Why's it there?...." "Charm.... Adds a bit of charm"

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"Am I not turtley enough for the Turtle club"

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"A Phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range"

"Da Uzi 9 millimetre"

"Hey, you can't do that....." "WRONG!"

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Sarah Connor?

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Long time looker, first time owner.
(1979 HZ)

nex minnit,

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as mrs brown
would say,, oh!! thats nice!!

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drivin an old holden,, duznt matter how fast you go,,, but it duz matter how good you look doing it!!!

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Be still F++K ya or I'll bash your F__KING brains in.

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[http://gallery.oldho...|The manky shed]

Winner!

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"Get your gear off Shaz"

"3 apes in a Holden"

"Mike, Mike I got the flares"

"hehe, Green is nice!"

"Don't burn the snatch Kev!"

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Cheers
David

aka hq308belmont

My Archived Shed

Pervert deviate car freaks.

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[http://gallery.oldho...|The manky shed]

"See that Chimney.... Fake...." "Why's it there?...." "Charm.... Adds a bit of charm" - I use when I talk about the scars on my cars.

Though this would be my fav:
Jake: Car's got a lot of pickup.
Elwood: It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. What do you say, is it the new Bluesmobile or what?
[a brief thinking pause while Jake attempts to light a cigarette]
Jake: Fix the cigarette lighter.

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[http://gallery.oldho...|Cuddy's Shed]

Blues Brothers....one of the best ever

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Cheers,

Emu

O.H.T.C. original member

Elwood: It's a hundred six miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

Jake: Hit it!

I used to say this to myself all those times i drove from Tatura to Sydney in the middle of the night.

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Better red than dead..

Cars..

"He did what in his cup??!!"

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Q-ball.

"Clay is for racing on,Tar is how you get there!!"
[http://gallery.oldho...|My Shed]
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"she only likes me for my body" (said in maters voice)

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