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A woman, while at her mothers funeral met this guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing, so much her dream guy that she fell in love with him instantly, but never asked him for his number and could not find him.

A few days later, she killed her own sister.

Question: What was her motive for killing her sister?

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She was hoping that the guy would appear at the funeral again. }:-)

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Bingo!

This was a test used by a famous American Psychologist used to test if one has the same mentality as a killer.

Now I am definately worried about you rusty!

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More like snap than bingo.

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" If you answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath. This was a test by a famous American psychologist used to test if someone has the same mentality as a killer. Many arrested serial killers took part in the test and answered the question correctly. If you didn't answer the question correctly, good for you - you're normal. If you got the answer correct, please let me know so I can put you on my "ignore" list...unless that will tick you off, then I'll just be extra nice to you from now on. "

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Bah... she's a woman. They tend to do wierd stuff like that from time to time :)

[mental note] ~ Be extra nice to rusty.
[mental note] ~ Stop having mental notes out loud.

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Never Drive A Car Younger Than Yourself!

I'm with MasterPoobaa...............they are a strange breed sometimes!
And a big hello to Rusty and His wife if thats alright mate please thankyou
:toocool:
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cheers Andrew

I knew the answer too, but only because I've had that sent to me in an email before

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yeah thats what they all say Greg !!!!!!!!

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Dinner anyone ? :skippy:

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Will dnar(frankenfurter) be there with his red fishnets? he he he.......thanks for the offer but thats the night I'll be washing my hair.....maybe nextime.........
:humm:
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cheers Andrew

Dnar in fishnets... got a pic ?
On second thoughts don't, I've seen his poker face.
He is doing his "magnet thing" on anon posting ATM so I'll leave him be.

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PMS?

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OK, seeing that were on to weired thing that woman do,
Q.. whats the first thing a woman does when she gets into bed
Rusty, while i'm here, and seeing as your up and about, how is the post code list going Cheers, Jacks.
>Jacks sheds
>E-mail Jacks

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Not sure on the answer to this joke Jacks, the last answer just came to me naturally.

http://www.oldholden...
This was done on the 4jan. 3 new codes to add since too I think.

Way down the track we can make up a register. eg/ numbers/model/post code/memebr of what clubs/add more here ....Only if it has some niffty uses and people want it.

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Rusty,no, its not a joke, you have to think hard about this one, clue, there is only one answer to this scientifically speaking
thanks for the post code section, didn't know it was there don't recall getting the tip off,
thought that (members post code) was going to be linked from the main page,to "holdenpedia",then members can fill in when required,
so when you say "3 new codes to add since too I think" gather you mean for Me to add the new names y/n

Cheers, Jacks.
>Jacks sheds
>E-mail Jacks

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They tell you to get up and turn off the dripping tap in the ensuite, the one that you hadn't heard until then.
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From memory, the first thing a woman does when she gets into bed is lean over to kiss her arsehole goodnight :)

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Fart, ive known some chicks to do this when getting in bed which im not comfortable about but they think its funny.

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no thats not the answer, this happens EVERY time, without fail when she get into bed, so need to think a bit harder, next
Cheers, Jacks.
>Jacks sheds
>E-mail Jacks

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She lays down...

Cheers...Dave
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Cheers...Dave

"Search more, Post less"

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we had better check the codes, and give the perl script a tweak. As a couple of the names look out of sync.

http://www.oldholden...

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Hi Qute ,bet that took a while to work out. thats still not the answer, she might want to er read siting up,your not even close,
next
Cheers, Jacks.
>Jacks sheds
>E-mail Jacks

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No, thats not the answer, you memory has let you down ,and besides not all woman have a partner, so hence they can't do that, if that is what you mean, or can they?
next

Cheers, Jacks.
>Jacks sheds
>E-mail Jacks

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Pulls the covers back

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She takes one foot off the floor.
Then starts thinking how she can kill her sister, so she can meet the bloke she met at her mothers funeral, and didn't get his phone number. Hoping he will be at her sisters funeral. So she can eventually kill him. In other words. I haven't got a clue. Please Don't Let This Go Too Long.
Regards.
Jack.

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I'm right 98% of the time. Who cares about the other 3%.

[Postcode 3518]

No, thats not the answer, not all beds have covers on, and not all woman have sisters, and patience is a vertue Jack
come on your not thinking, again, whats the first thing a woman does when she gets into bed,
really don't you ever watch, or do the light go off straight away, come on some one please,
next
Cheers, Jacks.
>Jacks sheds
>E-mail Jacks

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How Women and Men shower differently!

How to Shower Like a Woman...........

Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.

Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

Look at your womanly physique in the mirror -
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.

Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth,
leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.

Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage
shampoo with 43 added vitamins.

Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.

Wash your face with crushed apricot facial
scrub for 10 minutes until red.

Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and
jaffa cake body wash.

Rinse conditioner off hair.

Shave armpits and legs.

Turn off shower.

Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.

Spray mold spots with Tilex.

Get out of shower.

Dry with towel the size of a small country.

Wipe up any water that got on the floor.

Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.

Check entire body for zits, tweeze hairs.

Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown
and towel on head.

If you see husband along the way, cover up
any exposed areas.

How to Shower Like a Man............

Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of
the bed and leave them in a pile.

Walk naked to the bathroom.

If you see wife along the way, shake wiener
at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.

Look at your manly physique in the mirror.

Admire the size of your wiener and scratch
your behind.

Get in the shower.

Wash your face.

Wash your armpits.

Blow your nose in your hands and let the
water rinse them off.

Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the
shower.

Spend majority of time washing privates and
surrounding area.

Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt
hairs stuck on the soap.

Wash your hair.

Make a Shampoo Mohawk.

Pee.

Rinse off and get out of shower.

Partially dry off.

Fail to notice water on floor because curtain
was hanging out of tub the whole time.

Admire wiener size in mirror again.

Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor,
light and fan on.

Return to bedroom with towel around waist.

If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake
wiener at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again.

Throw wet towel on bed.

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If a man talks in a forest & there is no woman to hear him....
Is he still wrong??????!!!!!!

Q-ball.

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Q-ball.

"Clay is for racing on,Tar is how you get there!!"
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Q-ball, a man talks in a forest & there is no woman to hear him, I'd say well he could be wrong as he could be talking to some one else, but if there is no other person there , then he is defently wrong, i mean who talks to them selves, em... don't answer that.

Cheers, Jacks.
>Jacks sheds
>E-mail Jacks

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check for snakes ???

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Why are married women heavier than single women?

Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

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The first thing a woman does....? [humour him]...
...Thinks about dreaming? I dunno? WHAT?

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A potato peeler makes a brilliant cheese slicer

Breaths?

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A potato peeler makes a brilliant cheese slicer

that s**t was funny... OMG!

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A potato peeler makes a brilliant cheese slicer

..............takes her clothes off.....?
................sits down?...........?
.............pulls up the covers.....?
.........yawns.....?
I dunno?

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Hi
uterus308, that shower one, laughed my socks off
REDHot308WB, nice try
Pink Bitch, your defently been thinking

sorry to say that your answers are all wrong, come on your not really thinking, just watch her as she gets into bed,then you will see the answer, it's so obverse, there you go, just gave you a clue,
Next

Cheers, Jacks.
>Jacks sheds
>E-mail Jacks

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Checked last night. This must be right jacks.
p.s. your clue sucks.
Jack.

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I'm right 98% of the time. Who cares about the other 3%.

[Postcode 3518]

Sorry Jacks, that should read 'breathes'? no? oh well... its been that long i forget what women do if that was ever anything at all in the first place lol OMG um... pauses, sets the alarm clock? um... frowns? um... gets on it and goes hard cowgirl... yeah baby yeah! um... my first answer has to be right- 'breathes': its something we're all doing, all the time, so there is no running away from it Jacks, absolutely, the first and last thing anyone does before getting into or out of bed is 'breathes'. It might not be funny but its true.

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A potato peeler makes a brilliant cheese slicer

but seriously, we all know the answer is as anti-climactic in reality as in our dreams... "the first thing a woman does when she gets into bed" is 'goes to sleep', and if she doesn't do that, then she aint no woman at all. :)

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A potato peeler makes a brilliant cheese slicer

You may not be aware that some people who come in here, may not have partners, and the longevity of your answer. Could very easily turn them into peeping tom's, only trying to solve your question. The Police will not believe their (I was only trying to find out what the first thing women do when getting into bed. posted by Jacks on Old holden dot com) Story! They may spend some jail time. ruining their reputation, and respect of all their family and friends. Or even worse get away with it and enjoy the sick sensation, eventually becoming phsychopathic killers. I know patience is a virtue, but you are taking way too! long with your answer!
Oh! and it better not be "BLINK" The last thing I look at when the cook gets into bed are her eye's. (unless I've stuffed up big time) Come on give us the answer, before you turn before you turn innocent law abiding citizens, into Killers.
Regards.
Jack.

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I'm right 98% of the time. Who cares about the other 3%.

[Postcode 3518]

THE PERFECT DAY - (FOR HER)

8.15 Wake up to hugs and kisses.

8.30 Weigh in 2Kg lighter than yesterday.

8.45 Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants - open presents - expensive jewellery chosen by thoughtful partner.

9.15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil.

10.00 Light work out at club with handsome funny personal trainer.

10.30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, condition, blow dry.

12.00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe.

12.45 Catch sight of husband/boyfriend's ex and notices she has gained 17kg.

1.00 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit.

3.00 Nap.

4.00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist, card is from secret admirer.

4.15 Light work out at club, followed by massage from strong but gentle hunk who says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body.

5.30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe, parade before full length mirror.

7.30 Candle lit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners/dancers.

10.00 Hot shower (alone).

10:50 Carried to bed (freshly ironed, crisp, new, white linen)

11.00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling.

11.15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms.

THE PERFECT DAY - (FOR HIM)

6.00 Alarm.

6.15 Blow job.

6.30 Massive satisfying dump while reading the sports section.

7.00 Breakfast: rump steak and eggs, coffee and toast, all cooked by naked, buxom wench who bends over a lot showing her growler

7.30 Limo arrives.

7.45 Several Beers en-route to airport.

9.15 Flight in personal Lear Jet.

9.30 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (blow job en-route).

9.45 Play front nine - 2 under.

11.45 Lunch - Pie, chips and gravy, 3 lagers and a bottle of Dom Perignon.

12.15 Blow job.

12.30 Play back nine - 4 under.

2.15 Limo back to the airport (Several Bourbons).

2.30 Fly to Cairns.

3.30 Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female crew, all nude who also bend over a lot displaying growlers.

4.30 Land world record Marlin (1234lbs) - on light tackle.

5.00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle McPherson (bending over..naturally).

6.45 [Naughty Pottyword], Shower and Shave.

7.00 Watch news: Michael Jackson assassinated; cannabis legalised.

7.30 Dinner: lobster appetisers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy fillet steak followed by Ice-cream served on a big pair of tits

9.00 Napoleon Brandy and Habanos cigar in front of wall-size TV as you watch match of the day; Roosters beating Eels by golden goal

9 .30 Sex with three women (all with lesbian tendencies.. some bending over).

11.00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing ale.

11.30 A night cap blow job.

11.45 In bed alone.

11.50 A 22 second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room

11.51 Laugh yourself to sleep

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Thats the funniest [Naughty Pottyword] I've read/heard for a long time.
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Cheers,
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Why is common sense...Not

its good hey !

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sorry, i prefer uterus' play-by-play, at least it has an element of monogomy to it, instead of that belligerent dirty minded smut :)

The perfect day would have The Tigers beating The Bulldogs by a point, and a twenty-two second fart is nothing to Beethoven's complete Fifth at the lights.

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A potato peeler makes a brilliant cheese slicer

about the only thing on that list ive done today is the fart, ill work on the rest :)

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O.K. Jacks, Kum66 here. I'm gunna have a guess being a woman I believe I can. She simply stops worrying !

(Click Here to view the world of streetneat)

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Cheap, Fast, Good - pick two.
If its cheap and its fast - it wont be good.
If its good and its cheap - it wont be fast.
If its fast and its good - it wont be cheap.

StreetneatShed

jack mac.... thought they had headaches before they got into bed

REDHot38..... and if the sheets are cold then thy hold their breath,
DannyW ... it's good all right, might get a few more laughs
buxomyoungwench..your dreaming, aren't you

350stato.. imaginations, yep its a wonderful think

DaN VH , mate be careful, nothing worse than running out of wind

Streetneat... ho ho Andrew, you have changed , Kum Kum ducky give us a kiss
well your all wrong, wrong , wrong, so there, further more I'm not telling , yet,
really you just cant see for looking, use your eyes, not your imagination, this is "oldholden. com " remember we only deal with the fact's, its common knowledge, she does this every time, without fail
there you go just gave you two clues this time,
next

Cheers, Jacks.
>Jacks sheds
>E-mail Jacks

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Yep Jacks, thats what I do after I've gotten into bed - dream! :P

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I know this is not Oldholden. But my lear jet is running a bit rough. Should I go for two 650 Double Pumpers. Or make a adapter plate for three 4 barrel Quadrajets?
See what you are doing JACK'S.
People are going MAD!!!!
Give us the ANSWER!!!!
Before someone get's HURT!!!!
Regards.
Jack.

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I'm right 98% of the time. Who cares about the other 3%.

[Postcode 3518]

winges about something that happened that day. spent to much money, didnt buy this drank to much so on, so no.
i know its not right just thought id have my winge here.
if she eva winges to me about working on my cars and not spending more effort on her. i always say its to let out frustration thats why i love to stroke but feel free to replace the engine anytime and stroke me. gets her of me back everytime.

long live the hemi

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Takes her feet of the floor? Sits down?
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Why is common sense...Not

hemipoweredvk,... well not all the time, surely

350statom ... can see that you have been looking, (but in order for her to do that, she must what)????
buxomyoungwench ... some say you should chase your dreams, nothing like reality, then again, well that's another story,
there is another clue here,if you missed it
I'll repeat it,
( but in order for her to do that, she must what)??

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Bends over? Turns around? Buggered if I know.
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Why is common sense...Not?

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R.I.P Steve Irwin, 22/02/62 - 04/09/06
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Why is common sense...Not

Turns the light off? I dunno lol

{edit} bugger, shouldve read the top of the thread :)

Sniffs the air....

Positions the pillows....

Beats the crap out of the bed so theres no yukky bits....

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cobber .. hey there's two clues there, nevertheless will try to answer,
first clue,
if you mean go ye forth into the hills and multiply, well, cant really do that as it would be letting every one else down, there is such a thing call loyalty/integrity, so hence they would never know the answer, as can see you don't know the answer either, sorry will have to pass on that

second clue,

think you have gone over the top on bestowing such a grand title on me, sorry, to say ,will have to pass on that as well, you keep it, as it's far better to give than to receive,
note:do you notice that my keyboard is not so abusive, regardless of how many ????????? are put in it, the reason being, it is controlled, might suggest you change yours, just a thought, have a nice day

350stato ... jack mac ... thanks ,but I'm still not telling the answer, yet

REDHot308WB... Beethoven's complete Fifth, which one is that, G Minor or B Flat, as could not quite make it out at my place, maybe a few more decibels might help the confusion, just a thought
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I blow B Flatz lol :)

still thinking... [fluff pillows] we've already had that.
Pretends she doesn't want sex...?

Let's try a different tact shall we, what does your woman do first thing after getting into bed? lol :)

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A potato peeler makes a brilliant cheese slicer

I'm still outside trying to fix my lear jet. Getting blow jobs off three growler showing lesbians, while eating a rack of lamb off Elle Mcphersons tits.
Get a life Tim.
Jack.

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I'm right 98% of the time. Who cares about the other 3%.

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Just to be a spoil sport - and most will groan when jacks finally gives the answer - anti climax is a bastard thing- Try a Google search and you should find the answer. I got this one in a brain teaser email some time ago attached with the killer one at the top of this thread.
Sorry Jacks but anti climax will only keep people in suspense for so long b4 they get bored with it...
Cheers streetneat - Andrew. oh yeah its under brain teasers in google - I will dig it up again and post the answer - just lost the page when I dived out to see a customer ( yes on a bloody sunday!)
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Cheap, Fast, Good - pick two.
If its cheap and its fast - it wont be good.
If its good and its cheap - it wont be fast.
If its fast and its good - it wont be cheap.

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andrew, you know that I know the answer is not there, and also you don't work on Sundays, nice try, ducky
anti climax, get bored, do you really think so, well maybe a dead line, might be in order, you put up the answer, and I'll tell you if it's wright/wrong, if it right then the anti climax is over, but if your wrong well then there's more bedlam, and the edits wont be able to keep up,
so will give the correct answer, if need be ,say ,on the first day of the week, now lets see when is that,
Cheers, Jacks.
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Quote*andrew, you know that I know the answer is not there, and also you don't work on Sundays, nice try, ducky*

Then you dont know me- I DO work here 7 days a week - normally try and make it my own stuff on Sunday Arvo - Listen to triple J ( Roy and HG this sporting life when its on). If not this then in front of the 'puter working on assignments for magazines.
Some customers know I live here as well and just front up. This is annoying enough - more so on Sundays! This is why I encourage people to phone first. I have had no less than six peolpe front up unannounced to gas bag this weekend alone... it gets tiring.

The answer to mostly everything is in GOOGLE - unless the question is something you invented yourself- in which case its not a brain teaser. Buxoumyoungwenchs answer IS correct - this I found on huns yellow pages jokes page via google. But also there are several variations of the same joke. It may be just coincidence that you have asked the same question to an old joke and be looking for an entirely different answer.

BTW Kum66 is the wife- not me! Reffering to her as 'Ducky' will be a sure way of annoying her - not advisable. I dont play games here - so leave me out of it please! I just attempt to keep it all on track with Oldholden related topics as much as possible - Its fine to have a bit of fun fer sure - but draggin' it on gets a bit repetitive and starts annoying people. I'm aware that you mean well and its all in good spirits - but not all are seeing it that way. Ive been down this road in the past on this website with jokes that wont go away - Im not being party to that again!
Sorry Jacks - you'll have to play on yer own . Thankfully you have put the last one to bed (damn I'm funny)... Please lets leave it at that!
Cheers streetneat -Andrew.

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Cheap, Fast, Good - pick two.
If its cheap and its fast - it wont be good.
If its good and its cheap - it wont be fast.
If its fast and its good - it wont be cheap.

StreetneatShed

lol, Andrew you're a classic, i think we all knew we could just googl'it.

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Dunno but i bet the answer is crap and not worth waiting for

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Just because ur paranoid dont mean they arent after u.

regrets....blah blah blah

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LIES DOWN!

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Cheers Millsy!
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just asked the misses and she isnt sure what she does before she goes to bed, im stumped.

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well today's the day, as the poker player has been stumped
first would like to thank those that participated in the spirit of the teaser over the last 4 days
for others that have problems, then don't read any further, as the answer will really get to you, and we don't want the site blown up,
OK, here goes, are we ready
Q. whats the first thing a woman does when she gets into bed
A. she makes an impression,
told you in my clues, look and you will see, does it every time,the facts
anybody else want to run the gauntlet, with another Teaser,
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Hi Kum66
was not aware that you are the wife of Andrew , the pun, that was sent, was directed at streetneats/Andrew, as I thought it was he being funny, as he is sometimes, an honest mistake, so if it made you annoyed in what was said ,then I'm sorry, thought I'd clear that up,
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No Harm done - its all good I just relayed that to Kum and she said no probs... Kim dosent always follow all the threads here - so sometimes it gets a bit confusing as to whats being talked about.
Cheers streetneat- Andrew ( this is why I always sign off 'Andrew'- so we all know who it is!)
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Cheap, Fast, Good - pick two.
If its cheap and its fast - it wont be good.
If its good and its cheap - it wont be fast.
If its fast and its good - it wont be cheap.

StreetneatShed

one of my family members works with the sort of people you ask that question 2. anyway totaly off the subject these carpet layers are making one hell of a f***ing noise!

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-vans,vans,VANS

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