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I got robbed today at shell :'( so I called the cops. They asked "did u see who did it. I said "Yeah, it was pump 6"

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Must try that one :-D

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I was filling up once and the clicker thing didn't go off, got fuel every were over the car, my arm shirt and one leg, reckon about 3 litres went on the ground, so when I went in to pay I said to the Sheila "hey you can fix pump 6 and I'm only paying 55 bucks not 60 as it was not my fault the pump is faulty" so we had a big argument I only paid 55 bucks and left, she wasn't happy, any way I left and started driving down the highway I lit up a ciggy, and silly me forgot I had fuel all over my arm and the shirt arm caught on fire, the only thing I could think was to get my arm out the window just in case my leg went up, as I was waving my arm out the window, trying to put the flame out I looked behind and a cop was right up my ass lights flashing, as I was pulling over anyway I jumped out and my other arm went up so i rolled on the ground and put both arms out, the cop put me in handcuffs and took me to jail. I was charged with illegal firearms.

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Modified is horrified

Love your guys work made me laugh! :)

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"Picture me Rolling"

lol gave me good chuckle to

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They should lock you up for telling bad jokes !!

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SCABS - Gutless, spineless lowlife un-Australian cowards.

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