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Thatโ€™s a cracker

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Bryan

We put my daughter's Beetle in the local paper for $3,995 eight years ago.
A woman rang me and said it was the cheapest car in the paper. She said she wanted a cheap car.
Then she asked how much she could have it for.
I said $4,000.
She said, But it's in the paper for $3995.
I said, I know.
She hung up.
David

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Old is good.

I answer what's the lowest you'll take with "what's the most you'll pay?"

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David

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I have used this one several times (For a car on sale for $1000):
What's your best price? (without seeing the car)- MY best price is $4000, but you can have it for $1000. When they come back with "would you take $400?", I just hang up. Sometimes they ring back and say "we must have been disconnected", I say, "No, I hung up", then hang up again.

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"If your car has quarter vents, a diff at the back, and was available with wind-down windows, you may talk to me.
Otherwise I am not interested. Amen."

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